Good Morning. No Podcast this week, but I'm finalizing the touches on my website. Events are combining to sustain my writing style. Not in grace or elegance, but in length. This forum is not friendly to long posts. Thus, a joke, and we'll see what else.
A very sick man, awaiting the results of a battery of medical tests, received a call from the nurse responsible for notifications.
After the greeting, she said, "We received the results of your tests. I have some good news and some bad news for you."
The sick man said, "Tell me the good news first."
The nurse said, "The good news is that the test results give you one day longer to live."
"One day longer to live is the good news?" wheezed the sick man. "What in the living hell is the bad news?"
The nurse said, "I'm sorry, sir, the bad news is I was supposed to call you yesterday."
Over the years, one of my admiring pro wrestling fans expressed his regard with limericks; they were amusing, so I kept them. An example:
If from Earth all s**t were to drain,Ye'd be left in a terrible strain.Without a hint or a clue,Since the departed doo doo,Took one hundred percent of yer brain.
Nice to have fans, right? If you're reading this, I'm one of yours. Warmest regards, stay safe and well, best from Bob